Are our New Year’s resolutions a true reflection of who we aim to be, or are we just kidding ourselves? Here are some resolutions to aspire to in the coming year…
Funniest New Year’s Resolutions
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Walk more, but wherever I’m going, do it without staring at, using, or listening to my smartphone. I dare me!
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Sell all managed investments. Shift capital to online gambling sites that provide a more secure rate of return.
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Get a new look, or for that matter, get some sort of look.
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Improve my listening skills, or at least my ‘pretend to listen’ skills, or maybe just nod my head once in a while.
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Emulate the Hollywood stars by doing something about global warming – even if it is merely an empty, symbolic gesture.
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Quit smoking period. This should be doable as I do not presently smoke.
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Finish a chap-stick for once!
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Text more to people NOT sitting in the next room…or the same room.
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Try taking a selfie that looks like a picture of an actual person.
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Don’t be convinced again by that 2AM infomercial.
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Spend more quality time with the special people in my life, which, come to think of it, is pretty much me.
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Happy New Year!
